*walks into school*
when you see a cute person in public
why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
Casual reminder that CartoonNetwork never gave a fuck
sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin